one day there was a cricket how made a funny noise.  One day he applied for a job at the warehouse.  They said to him ¨you're a cricket and we have a strict policy of no crickets¨.  He then jump over to Pack n save and they said the same thing.

He then caught a plane to New Zealand where the sheep gamble for land.  He bid 10,000 dollars on 50 archers and one the bet.  He rented out 25 achers to the chickens and the rest to the cows.  The wolf got angry at the cricket because they did not get any.  the wolf stated to terrorize the local farm animals, they drove them off their land and kept it for themself.

The cricket was furious and got the farmer to shot them, the wolf where kicked off the land and the chickens got the land and the cows got theirs.  that concludes that story.