Once upon a time, a family of four went out to discover new land for them.  They travelled for days upon days looking for land.  And they found it when they least expected it.

Upon the arrival at the new land, they first set up a small shelter and a pen for chickens.  Weeks into the journey they had already set up a lot of farmland for all who came.  Over time more and more people arrived and soon enough a small town was established and named Mexico.  They grew smarter every day learning new things.

Decades have passed since the first settlers and they already have cars, when other countries are still wondering if the world is flat.  Mexico turned into a city within days of the first discovery of the car. Meanwhile, in California, they're discovering that you can get gold by enslaving leprechauns to fight kangaroos with a bat. If they win they get the gold.

Mexico hears of this monstrosity and they quickly enslave elephants to fight and beat the other animals in the ring. Mexico sends off lots of warrior elephants when suddenly a sea cow appears out of nowhere to stop the elephants.  They had to leave or the sea cow would get them.


Mexico got ready for the blast-off.  They were planning to set off into the vast galaxy with no return.  That concludes our story.